Since the entirety of the election conversation was dominated by non-policy discussion, and the little policy discussion that was available couldn't be vetted because it was literally impossible to know whether either candidate was telling the truth, or whether they were just saying the things that people wanted to hear... let's actually break down Trump's proposed 100-day plan.
...on Corruption and Special Interests
I'm feeling charitable. Let's start with the "good" - Trump's plan to reduce corruption in Washington.
- FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress;
- SECOND, a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition (exempting military, public safety, and public health);
- THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated;
- FOURTH, a 5 year-ban on White House and Congressional officials becoming lobbyists after they leave government service;
- FIFTH, a lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government;
- SIXTH, a complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.
In general, at first blush, it sounds... fine? A constitutional amendment to impose term limits is never going to happen. (Or is it? I mean, how wrong has everyone been so far this election?) A hiring freeze for federal employees? Ok, but that's obviously not happening from day one, since there will be a whole bunch of new faces in the cabinet to replace all those outgoing members. 2 for 1 on regulations? Hope everyone enjoyed breathing clean air while it lasted, because where do you think Congress is going to start removing regulations to make room for their new regulations? Somewhat obviously from the places where they already want to remove regulations: the environment. But more on that later. The lobbying restrictions are ok, maybe. I guess we'll see.
...on "Protecting" American Workers
The Bad. Or, "How I propose to pander to my base and fuck up the environment big time!"
- FIRST, I will announce my intention to renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from the deal under Article 2205
- SECOND, I will announce our withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership
- THIRD, I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator
- FOURTH, I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and international law to end those abuses immediately
- FIFTH, I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion dollars' worth of job-producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal.
- SIXTH, lift the Obama-Clinton roadblocks and allow vital energy infrastructure projects, like the Keystone Pipeline, to move forward
- SEVENTH, cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America's water and environmental infrastructure
Holy shit, what did I just read here? NAFTA & the TPP? Sure, whatever. The TPP is already dead before Trump even takes office, NAFTA has largely been considered to be a wash, and labeling China a currency manipulator is pretty much a hollow gesture. But hang on, let's drill down (pun intended) into points 5, 6 & 7. Trump is basically rolling back environmental safeguards on a global scale. These, combined with his plan to roll back regulations that are undoubtedly going to be aimed at environmental programs is an absolute catastrophe for the environment. The problem with this isn't that it'll mean that LA is going to revert to being a shithole to exist in due to pollution, because thankfully state governments have a huge say in what happens with these kinds of regulations. Which is great if you like breathing air in California, but probably a lot worse if you thought that living in Oklahoma was going to mean you didn't have to deal with earthquakes, or you think that Florida and Louisiana make better states above the water line than below it. Whatever, I guess when they go, they'll know who to blame: the guy they voted for.
...on Security and the Constitution
The Ugly. Or "I already feel like drinking, and it's not even noon yet".
- FIRST, cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama
- SECOND, begin the process of selecting a replacement for Justice Scalia from one of the 20 judges on my list, who will uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States
- THIRD, cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities
- FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won't take them back
- FIFTH, suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting.
Can you go ahead and list all those unconstitutional executive actions that you want to cancel? Ok, nominate a new SCOTUS judge, sure wish the Senate would have done their job last year when this first needed to be done, but whatever. Hope RBG doesn't die in the next 4 years. (And I really hope I didn't just jinx that.) Oh, look at this hilarious third point - cancel all funding for Sanctuary Cities. Have fun with that, because there are more than 300 of them. Now let's take a look at that fourth point carefully - the Donald wants to start removing more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants, but already pledged not to hire any more federal workers. Good luck? They're not going to see themselves out. I'm not even sure what the 5th point really even encompasses, because 'terror-prone' regions could include places like Belgium, France, and the UK. Or maybe the Donald just means he doesn't want people from the top 25 or so countries on the Global Terrorism list. Who fucking knows, because that's some very vague wording.
...on Future Legislation
Oh boy, here we go. Let's just go through this point by point, shall we?
- Middle Class Tax Relief And Simplification Act. An economic plan designed to grow the economy 4% per year and create at least 25 million new jobs through massive tax reduction and simplification, in combination with trade reform, regulatory relief, and lifting the restrictions on American energy. The largest tax reductions are for the middle class. A middle-class family with 2 children will get a 35% tax cut. The current number of brackets will be reduced from 7 to 3, and tax forms will likewise be greatly simplified. The business rate will be lowered from 35 to 15 percent, and the trillions of dollars of American corporate money overseas can now be brought back at a 10 percent rate.
Anyone remember that plan that was universally panned by anyone who understood the basic principles of economics? About which, the Tax Policy Center said this: